In our sichuan, the earth's treasures are known as the kingdom of heaven. And in sichuan, beautiful, there are more than six. Sichuan's population is large, sichuan memedo, sichuan's ears are high, sichuan's chili is high, sichuan's voice is high (emotional needs are not deliberately directed at any of the people), and there are many mahjongs in the streets。
Speaking of sichuan, i had to say mahjong, go to the teahouse hotel, go down to cape caca, and then to men, women and children, whether you work or you sleep, the mahjong said to fight, and said to do so, and the wind and the rain never stopped. "i love you!" but someone said to you, "oh, come on, one less!"。
I myself prefer to play mahjong, and i think that sichuan's words are more interesting than mandarin, and i took some calls and shared them for entertainment。
What did the sichuan people say about mahjong
The sichuans play mahjong, and the mahjongs don't say mahjong, but rather “cut”。
"call me, i'll cut you."
The sichuan people play mahjong, not touch cards, but say “zhua”。
"you son of a bitch, you don't even call me zhua."。
The sichuans play mahjong, they don't say mahjong, they say mahjong。
"the hammer, you pressed another sparrow, and you paid for it."
The sichuan people play mahjong, and they don't say nothing but “clean up”。
"i'm the one who cleans up this box, so you can fight."
The sichuan people play mahjong and listen not to cards but to "scream."。
"the hammer's gone, it's not going down."。
The sichuan people play mahjong, not right but right。
"slashed, three and five
The sichuans play mahjong, and there is a sport called "boating", which is metaphorical and familiar。
"you're a good rower. I won't fight without you."
The sichuan play mahjong. There's a profession called "gunner." it's a metaphor that's often touched。
"turner, you're a shooter. I can't even get a shot."。
The sichuans play mahjong, and the four have to say “return”。
"i'm in my hands and i don't dare."
The sichuan play mahjong, and one of them is called "crawling cans." like hu 147 or 258。
"i can't even beat you. You're lucky."
The sichuans play mahjong, and one is called the "national name". A metaphor will surely appear。
"i'm calling this country, you can beat it, i can't cut it."
The sichuan people play mahjong, and there's a man called "deathing." the metaphor can't be arbitrary。
"no way, i'm screaming so early, i'm not out, i'm probably dying."
The sichuans play mahjong, and there's a hit-and-run product called "rake paw". I don't know。
"what's wrong? He's just a rake, and he's so technical."
The sichuans play mahjong and lose much more than lose, calling it "sick."。
"you lost a lot today?"
The sichuan people played mahjong, and one of them started with a brand, "i'm all fucked up today
If you want to fit into sichuan, friends in the field, you have to play mahjong, in addition to eating hot. In sichuan, mahjong is a wind, mahjong is a culture, and mahjong is a fashion, a brand of manhood。
