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Show: ja xuming zhang kang
Ja xuming: hello, friends of the audience。
Zhang kang: hello。
Ja xuming: welcome to news night。
Zhang kang: the main features of today's news are:。
Ja xuming: it's a good time to watch and watch in the east, and the ratings have soared。
Zhang kang: there's an important reason why the sights are so high, is that of young people living in beijingSymphonyActor ja xuming, zhang kang also took part in the recording。
Ja xuming: the greatest feature of the performances of two actors, ja xuming and zhang kang, is that they never give a hand。
Zhang kang: following news of the arrival of the two men to join in the laughter, the world's artists ' associations sent messages。
Ja xuming: in their message, they said, “the voices of ja xuming and zhang kang have made remarkable contributions to the development of world peace over the past few years. In particular, full recognition is given to the shamelessness of both。
Zhang kang: then we will look back together. The main news content that happened today。
Next is sports news。
Ja xuming: in the opening of the east asia 2015 cup on the evening of august 2, china once again lost to the south korea 2nd team without surprises, expectations, surprises, and contempt。
Zhang kang: watching the chinese football team for more than a decade, one of the most famous words the teller said was, "there's not much time left for the chinese team."。
Ja xuming: the main reason why chinese football is not successful is because there are no stars, which are needed for collective success. Zidane has retired, france has not been slow for six years; pscash has not been slow for 60 years in hungary; gao is retired, and china has not been slow for 1,000 years。
Zhang kang: in view of this situation, it has been decided, through in-depth research by the relevant departments and fans ' associations throughout the country, to replace the statues of takashi with those of cao cao and to become masters of chinese feet. Because cao cao and the chinese footman are quite consistent in their philosophy, which is, "i'd rather bear the world's men than the others."
Ja xuming: a football team whose performance is stable, with its eyes open to international feet, can only be achieved by chinese footmen, who are not called “special losers” on every team. For 30 years, chinese footmen have been imitated and never surpassed。
Zhang kang: the ad for chinese footers is, "we don't play football. We're just football porters."
Ja xuming: on august 6th, ningsawatao won the 100-metre free swim finals in kazan, russia. By virtue of his handsomeness, he quickly became an icon of the state. Several beautiful women interviewed randomly, asking how they would choose before ningsawatao and wang si-chun, who was dubbed the “national husband”。
Zhang kang: this is a simple question, ning zai-tao is handsome, he has a good body and he swims so well, so i chose wang si-jung。
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